Potholes in Memory Lane

If only there was the subtle click, click, click, click of the 16mm projector in the background, I could imagine myself back in Mrs. Walters fourth grade class at Samuel P. Kyger Elementary School. This is exactly the kind of "educational movie" the teacher would have played while she hurried down to the Teacher's Lounge for a quick smoke.

I am celebrating this trip down memory lane by folding an entire fleet of paper airplanes. I chewed up a few spitwads, but there are no girls to throw them at.