May 24, 2013

My Confusing Thursday

Yesterday evening I found myself muttering words I thought I would never say to my wife of almost 29 years. I had to tell her that I had let a man stick his hand up my ass. I am still not clear how a visit to the medico for lower back/kidney pain turned into a prostate exam.

7 comments:

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Because your back and kidney pain could be due to an enlarged prostate.

Been there, got the T-shirt.

Joe said...

That is what he told me as he was poking me in the nether regions.

diamond dave said...

Did you at least demand that he buy you dinner if he was going to get that familiar with you?

David Neylon said...

I hope he didn't actually use his whole hand. :)

Ed Bonderenka said...

Like David said.
That would hurt.
So you haven't had a colo yet?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hey teacher... said...

If this is your pro exam,The Colo Prep and the ride on the Kohler Express is is in your future my friend.

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

The only thing bad about a colo is the prep. The procedure itself is an excuse for a nice refreshing nap.

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