A man
enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the
higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and
takes it home.
He presents it to his wife
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife
thinks (she’s no dummy): “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well
be nothing. I won’t put it on, I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow,
and keep the $500 refund for myself.” She appears naked on the
balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, “Good
Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”
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