A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out of the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man along with his 6-year-old
daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It...it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment she said... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
*i actually published this back in 2005, so it is a very old rerun.
** probably NSFW
3 comments:
Now tell the one about the dissemboweled ovary.
That's really funny too!
Nothing like granddaughter humor! Have a good weekend.
There once was a man, not a hobbit
Who's wife took offense at his play
She took out a razor and hacked and hacked away
Sheared it off, out the window to lob it
It didn't go far
Hit the following car
So never drive behind Loreena Bobbit.
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