July 13, 2026

Pepe le Pew thinks you reek

 The wife and I went to a sit-down burger place for dinner last night. Everything was going great until the hostess sat some people at the next table. I’m not sure what brand perfume the lady was wearing but she sure had a lot of it on. 

A lot.

And it was strong. My eyes started to smart like I was spraying Roundup, the real kind that kills everything.  Think flower-scented ammonia.

What possesses people to slather themselves in perfume snd cologne  that permeates the air within a Fauci-like six foot circle? 

If it’s you, just stop. 

4 comments:

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Some of them have noses so destroyed by it, they have to drench themselves before they think it's enough.

I'm allergic to it, so yes, it's effing annoying.

Greybeard said...

Cigar smoke.
It would make me ask to be reseated.
I understand your thoughts exactly.

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Years ago, I sat next to a guy at dinner who had been outside smoking cigars and his clothing reeked of it. Two days later I had a roaring case of bronchitis (smoke does that to me) and I had to live with it till I got home later that week (I was in DC on a business trip).

Joe said...

I smoke cigars but never around people (always outside) or on rare occasions at a cigar bar.I always shower and change clothes after. The wife hates the smell too.

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