February 12, 2007

Aahhhoooogggaaaaa, Panic, Panic

This is not a drill. Panic NOW! Go to the store buy all of the milk, bread, and eggs you can. It is going to snow and you must make french toast.

The storm team/panic team went into full panic mode yesterday about a HUGE SNOW OF HISTORIC PROPORTIONS that will arrive tonight and mostly on Tuesday. Every channel is screaming the warnings. We will get 3-6 inches (!!!) of snow, places further north will get 8-12 inches of snow.

Remember the rule of thumb, the more panic the snow team / panic team displays, the more you need to follow the 50% rule:

Take the lesser amount promised by the weather quack and multiply by .50. That is how much snow you will get.

Even if I miss it on this one, I bet I am more accurate than the weather guy most times.

Why are you reading this? GET TO THE STORE, BUY STUFF YOU DO NOT NEED! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT BE SNOWED IN FOR 8 HOURS!

PANIC NOW

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