I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it – he was a dwarf!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
5 comments:
Did you really read end a car or is this just one of your crazy jokes. I might be laughing either way.
Nah it is just a joke.
Ironically, the person who sent me the joke has a brother who is a little person.
See, it's smartassing like this that keeps us coming back for more.
Good christ.
Hey EOB, long time.
You will repeat it secretly
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