I just cannot get excited about the baseball playoffs. Look at who is still involved. Who can I care about?
The Dodgers? Nope Buying championships rings hallow.
The Yankees? I would rather root for any other team in baseball.
The Sox, Rays, Guardians? The American League is responsible for the designated hitter, I cannot forgive that abomination.
Milwaukee? As a Cubs man that is almost as bad as cheering for the Cardinals.
The Padres? 1984. "Nuff said.
I might have hoped for Cleveland, despite the DH thing, since they now have the longest streak since they last one a World Series, but getting rid of the Indians moniker for something as stupid as "Guardians" keeps me from caring. Sorry Jean.
So, baseball ended early for me this year.
Edit. I know some of the series have ended and a couple of teams moved on yesterday. I'm an idiot and failed to move this from draft earlier. Send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I will refund your subscription fee for this month. Satisfaction guaranteed and all that.
2 comments:
The Cleveland team is cursed by God. Forsaking the noble Chief, akin to the deity JoBu, the greedhead owner adopted the graven image of some plinth adorning the Lorain-Carnegie bridge as the blasphemous idol of the team. In Cleveland, the sacrifice actually is a sacrifice to Baal. Also when they shout "Play Baal". Sheesh, read up on Jezebel of once, idiots!
We didn't ask for any of that.
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