That is one of my brother's jokes. Of course you have to be over about 40 too remember the Tidy Bowl Man commercials.
I think I'll crawl into my freezer to get warm. That's how cold it is outside.
For posterity, it is -5. The wind is roaring around the eves giving us a current wind chill of -31. It is cold as tne dickens where you are too.
Find someone to snuggle with.
Me? I'm off to get ready for work. 1/2 a day in the office and then I'm on the road to Northwest Ohio. Woot. I normally hate driving in my coat. I suspect I'll make an exception today.
Stay warm, my friends.